1) What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch

2) What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Grapeleaves? I have a lot of favorites.

3) What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Buffalo wings or green enchilades

4) What are your pizza toppings of choice?
pepperoni and banana peppers

5) What do you like to put on your toast?
real fruit jams (homemade if possible)

6) How many televisions are in your house?
1

7) What color cell phone do you have?
maroon

8) Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right technically, but I lean left

9) Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A couple moles when I was young.

10) What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a table/desky thing

11) Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope

12) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
it would take the guess work out of life.

13) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Schippy McSchipsalot

14) Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
over what length of time?

15) How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
1

16) What's your goal for the year?
to get a job

17) Last person you talked to?
robin

18) Last person you hugged?
Tracy

19) Favorite Season?
Fall

20) Favorite holiday?
Easter

21) Favorite day of the week?
Friday

22) Favorite Month?
September

23) First place you went this morning today?
work

24) What's the last movie you saw?
The Fall.

25) Do you smile often?
Depends on the day.  It's more of a smirk, usually.

26) Do you always answer your phone?
I screen calls from time to time.

27) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
tina or robin

28) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
more hazelly than it is... it's a little already... I could do with more

29) What flavor drink do you get at Sonic?
chocolate shake?

30) Have you ever had a pet fish?
yes, Bubba

31) Favorite Christmas song(s)?
oh how joyfully

32) What's on your wish list for your birthday?
i don't get to make those anymore

33) Can you do push ups?
Yes... regular style about 5, girl style maybe 15 without resting

34) Can you do a chin up?
I've only done like one in my life, and that was high school

35) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
BOTH

36) Do you have any saved texts?
like close to 50 at all times...

37) Ever been in a car wreck?
2... and they were both annoying.

38) Do you have an accent?
midwest sometimes degrading into canadian

39) What is the last song to make you cry?
the rhythm of your shoes by OAR

40) Plans tonight?
TRIO awards dinner. Second bout of free food today.

41) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Well... I've been in a hole.  Not sure about rock. Maybe sandy bottom

42) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
tuna melt, chips, cookie

43) Have you ever been given roses?
yes, for drama performances

44) Current hate right now?
Smelly people smells

45) Met someone who changed your life?
A few times

46) How did you bring in the New Year?
E-rice and madison

47) What song represents you?
There There - radiohead, it's the most a part of me, anyways

48) Name three people who might complete this?
can't say

49) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
slipping into bed... trying to read a little

50) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
ah, finally a sunny day.

Dear Delilah,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants in your apartment and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand how the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and you should stop picking your nose.

Go milk a cow,
Rachie






Dear (someone you've spoken to recently),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12)
(Your name)
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1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
Swet shirt- You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you sma cked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Sexy
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White -Your love letters to me
Yellow - Your toe ring
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown- Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montanna underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your glass eye
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - My virginity
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Pop – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain- With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself